Posted 48 minutes ago

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist)

Posted 48 minutes ago

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

Posted 48 minutes ago
constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

Posted 49 minutes ago
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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

Posted 49 minutes ago
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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Posted 50 minutes ago
thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

Posted 50 minutes ago

renloras:

sometimes i wonder what happened when clapping was invented

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Posted 51 minutes ago
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hecklerandkoch:

reversed infomercial gifs are the only form of true art in this godforsaken world

Posted 52 minutes ago

http://d0nn0.co.vu/post/83601879517/shisno-foxyplaydate-supermoclel

shisno:

foxyplaydate:

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self…

Posted 53 minutes ago

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

(Source: -everdeen)

Posted 53 minutes ago